Oooh you're a naughty mess

've just spent the most insanely relaxing bank holiday weekend at the coast, hence no entries since friday/ so...friday got very drunk, went out for a fag at 0100 and walked to nearby tooting, where i tried to score crack/ got taken for pounds 15, though it didn't vex me greatly because it's the second time i've been skanked in a long and prolific career/ it was a meager amount and i broke all the rules of scoring: drunk to hell, no one knew me, i handed over money without seeing anything/ foolish but the guy left me with his pipe as security and i got a couple of nice hits off it/ then secured more booze from a very late night shop and moseyed home in the glorious pre-dawn fog/ it was poetic mate/ got home about 0400, sat up for a bit the went to bed/ luckily we were in a hurry the following day to meet my parents so i escaped a bollocking/ drove to suffolk with my parents and spent the following three days suspended in responsibility free bliss, all paid for by my parents/ lobster, sun, organic cider and moonlight walks/ bliss/ then home last night to a can of k and a bottle of shiraz/ watched chinatown, which was stunning/ listening: babyshambles, albion/