hm, went to cfay IV dbl es-press-O, read papers, book, restructured a piece i'm writing on the social order of rats (jus' kiddin'!), then to the shop where i bought a wide selection of food stuffs to make the alba b'fast/ she still in bed so i tidied up a slice 'n' 'd a nyicht nyicht nyicht (wot jack nikowsun sez in eezie rydur wen he takes hiz furst drynk of the day)/ any-world-health-organization...not sure wha' 2 do wid t' day...mgt C bro'...i'm djing, paid for the 1st time in years, in about, no less than weeks twain so i've got to get a load of shit onto CDs ( i know, what happened to vynil?) and make a people friendly set-list/ must also start writing more articles/ it's easy cash but i find it abhorrent/ so did f scott and he's a far better writer than yours faithfully so he should know ah-ha-har...

up early so to cafe which opens in 8 mins/ listening to 2am cool calm pete/ feeling 'k'/ slow day yester: 4 sml beers, 35cls whiskey, 2 jayz/ quite D-hi-dre-tyd/ maybe i'll drink some water/ pop back soon for another thrilling installment...

doing ok/ work slowly coming together/ off out soon to move some dollah, post off an article and probably have a quick bier/

f'n' 'k'/ II bed ur-lie yester/ some of our friends came over for a quick smoke then i collapsed around 2100 'ving slept hardly at all the night previous/ i seem to remember being so stunned by this bollywood film on tv i sat and watched the whole thing/ it ran to about 3 1/2 hrs and was stunningly bad/ it used every cliche, plagarised freely from a load of hollywood films and the script seemed like a twelve year olds fantasy about being the coolest guy at school/ truly shocking/ i went to the 24hr shop in the wee hours, bought more whisky and then'd something of a 2nd wind so stayed up and left the house just before rush hour/ been reading the commitments, roddy doyle, and it's ok/ the dog's growing noticeably and whilst house trained decided to piss on the floor in the bedroom last night/ thus i was roused from a pleasant state to find mop and dettol spray and deal with the piss/ oooh that mutt...

f'n' am-eh-zing/ phild skrypt oving sliptt velly petit la nooweet disk so drank whisky and day nuuze, t'k asprin and ibyouprophpherz, swollowed GE emht and blizzd duh phugggg/ nye, blinnitt?/ now drynkn wysk, rolling dubbz and ecootin th-oo-bag (shakur?)/ bleeze giggoz!/

f'n' much better/ day nurse, asprin and some food and i feel almost you-mun/ then to clinik 4 rx b4 home/ just read freaky deaky, elmore leonard, and it was ok/ now on some short stories by de maup./ my mate's taking the dog for the evening which'll be bliss/ oh yeah, and the owner's decided to pay me in weed, much to the chargrin of my one true love/ oh well!...

shit this flu is kicking in/ 've taken some day nurse, which is helping, but it feels as if the dog is filling the flat/ might take some asprin as well/ mother up for her weekly visit in 1hr then my friend t. is taking the dog from 1800 till demain 1100/ the story of how the dog was acquired i learned just now: the current owner, g., was told of a litter of great dane pups and said he wanted the biggest male/ they drove to -, got wasted and woke up with this vast dog, pounds 1200 in debt and with no plan to care for it/ now g.'s 'away' (and i don't mean on holiday) so we're lumbered with the dog for 5 weeks/ he is the most adorable creature but he follows me everywhere and seems to need very little rest/ thus dog plus flu plus hongaver equelles uuuuuuuuurgh and aaaaaaaargh, git me?/

f'n' horrible/ watched deerhunter, taxi driver and enter the dragon back to back yester and accompanied it with a fifth of whiskey and some budd/ a friend and neighbour popped round with summ moore budd and we s'm'k'd a whyle/ woke at 0630, got up at 0700, let the dog out and now await cwophE/ hum...almost finished an article on the suffolk costal area which i should be able to sell/ NEway, gonna drink coffee and do summ wrytn/ peece awt...

f'n' 'k'/ argued with alba yester and stormed off to bro.'s mid-after. with the mutt/ got into conversation with some guy on the train re: the dog so drank some whiskey and shared a joint with him/ then at bro.'s fell asleep while he played with the dog/ then out to possess a kebab before home and another engaging conversation with another guy about the dog/ passed out not sure when but woke in bed fully clothed with the dog draped over me at about 0000/ have to straighten out for fed up with feeling shit 1/2 the time/ h'ever i'm a broken record perhaps because i enjoy it enough to continue/

da-lib-or-at-leeroy...thesauraus

doing rather well/ bin oot training tha dog, who is utterley chaotic, drinking brandy and whiskey wot is keepin' off the symptons of dis syknz/ listening to 2pac who i yoozd 2 hate but who i now think fkn ase tho insanely cheesey at timez/ must porfessionally-seed un-in what-is delivered-by-a-guy-in-an-industry-where-apparently-bullying-is still-de-reigeur (viz. post) this trak to sound-a-cat-makz-when-content:pursue-something-intently (puur-chase) summm GE (GE Moore, british philosopher) wiskey...l8rz...

just r't'n'd f'm t' ph'm'c' and blissed out on the train, freedom from this canine invasion/ he is over loving and to protect us barks loudly at every fucking sound/ the management company who care for the flats prohibit animals so every bark brings with it the fear of eviction (although i am unusually sensitive and paranoid)/ he also must sleep on the bed which, although kingsize is not built for three (for he is large human size...apparently his father is considerably larger so i dred to pense wot he'll look like in 5 months...i'm sure he's grown significantly since he's been here)/ so yeah, big dog/ 'd 20cls highland cairn to observe off the symptoms and it's worked beautifully/ the smell of bud sweets the air/ hm, off to the shops and then finish my article on holidaying in the english countryside/

hm, miraculously've not borne the full brunt of this bug, particularly when one considers the 90cls of high comissioner whisky and 5 large joints i consom'd yester./ the dog is well although in his enormity deprives us of most of the bed/ i've just given him his breakfast, which he inhaled, and he's now lying outside the door looking at me/ i think he may need a bath although i'm not sure if i'm the hombre pour the task/ he is just fucking big, although at five months has all the boisterousness and randomness of a puppy/ moreover his owner has put fuck all effort into training him so he only responds to a couple of commands (sit and...well in fact that's it, and even that requires hand signals and patting him on the back)/ well off to get coffee/

f'n' 'k'/ alba down with a powerful bug so in bed resting/ miraculously i've avoided it, tho' i do feel a dameron (tadd dameron, mid-40s+ jazz composer and pianist) sous-d'weddur, hm/ fixing some coffee and listeing to exodus, bob marley/ got hold of a rather impressive looking bag of skunk yester so spent the early eve and evening and night listening in rapture to reggae, ragga and what i suppose would be called inde. hip-hop/ it's second only to sex when weed high/