Oooh you're a naughty mess

hm, miraculously've not borne the full brunt of this bug, particularly when one considers the 90cls of high comissioner whisky and 5 large joints i consom'd yester./ the dog is well although in his enormity deprives us of most of the bed/ i've just given him his breakfast, which he inhaled, and he's now lying outside the door looking at me/ i think he may need a bath although i'm not sure if i'm the hombre pour the task/ he is just fucking big, although at five months has all the boisterousness and randomness of a puppy/ moreover his owner has put fuck all effort into training him so he only responds to a couple of commands (sit and...well in fact that's it, and even that requires hand signals and patting him on the back)/ well off to get coffee/