Oooh you're a naughty mess

f'n' am-eh-zing/ phild skrypt oving sliptt velly petit la nooweet disk so drank whisky and day nuuze, t'k asprin and ibyouprophpherz, swollowed GE emht and blizzd duh phugggg/ nye, blinnitt?/ now drynkn wysk, rolling dubbz and ecootin th-oo-bag (shakur?)/ bleeze giggoz!/