Oooh you're a naughty mess

wellie wellie well...watching clockwork orange and sipping...wait for it...snapple! (nah, blonk)/ 'd a g'd day/ out for b'fast with the woman and then to the stationary shop/ they are the only 'local' business i try and support though i'm not sure why/ i have no personal allegiance to the owner or staff and i certainly feel no compunction to support anyone at a greater cost to myself/ have they not set up shop of their own volition, to benefit none but themselves/ i sympathise to an extent: who can possibly rival the supermarkets/ but when one considers the high prices and generally off manner of most local shop-keeps what reason has passing trade to stop?/ yeah thats right, none/ and so ends my rant/