Oooh you're a naughty mess

f'n' g'd/ jus' r't'rn'd f'm 'n 'utd'r sw'm, now seated with bier at my gauche/ lunch today: nasi goreng/ slept well the past cpl ngts, day drinking from 0830 till about 1900 when i drop/ then sleep about 12hrs and awake refreshed/ toying with the short story, as per/ they are getting better with practice, tho' i'm extremely critical/ moreover some days i think my work excellent, other no better than a dead dogs dick/ 've n't wr't'n 'ny p'ms 'n a w'l', tho' am applying some poetic technique, viz. concentration of info. to the short story/ each sentence a little jewel...