Oooh you're a naughty mess

How couldst thou find this dark sequestered nook. Milton

up ur-lee two-jou-er/ stomach erring toward the acidic/ yester had lunch out with alba et-cet and drank house red for a good few/ then moved to beer, then good wine but, having discovered stepvhie tolberc invested in a cpl btls cheap rouge/ i have developed what might seem an inexplicable fetish for cheap booze but i drink it barze gu it possesses the job dunn/ it may upset the natural balance of my stomach, distort my self-perception and inflame my emotions but it is cheap and gets me drunk/ moreover an addiction to expensive whiskey whilst at university has made me mistrustful of high price drinks/ they are much nicer but i don't think the price reflects the quality/ same with hi-fi/ moreover obsessing over such things detracts from ones enjoyment of them/ i have more fun listening to the smiths on a shite system drinking white star than i ever did smoking a cohiba, drinking springbank 21 (1st distilling) and listening to an expensively modified michell gyro deck through 10s of thowzsands of £z of amps cables and speakers/ i also enjoyed what i did with the money i raised selling all that shit/