Oooh you're a naughty mess

so yes reader, as i write this, my hundreth blog, i feel such wonderful happiness (indeed, i smile at my happiness)/ the sex last night had all the wonderous intensity of the first time you sleep with someone really fit/ and to celebrate, as i have the flat to myself for a few hours, i've purchased a bottle of award winning reisling, a stone baked pizza and ten marlboro reds/ divine...