Oooh you're a naughty mess

damn and blast/ just visited the doctors and i'm obese/ at six foot i stand and weigh in at 16 and almost a half stone/ shocking/ the booze has well and truly possessed me/ i found out after that wine and cider (my two favorites) are also two of the most fattening/ cider clocks in at 240cals/can, k possibly more as it is far stronger (i have no evidence to support this theory however)/ wine is also very fattening, coming in at 176cals/175ml glass/