Oooh you're a naughty mess

i said bay-bee, i like the cut of your jay-eye-bee/ indeed/ all well/ v.'s off the booze/ i've'd a fairly sober week, 8 day beers wednesday and yester beers twain and few pots of red/ been trying unsuccessfully to upload songs to youtube/ billyshitcheese has it's first subscriber, which is nice, and is getting regular hits/ other than that all boo-eh-no/ been a very well behaved young malchick d'late and intend to continue thus/ in the words of keith richards, i'm thinking about buying a halo/ nice one, keith/