Oooh you're a naughty mess

my clinic has run out of methadone/ i never thought this possible/ dealers, yes, as there are many variables in their supply chain, but a state sponsored programme?/ what excuse could they possibly have?/ methadone is about as rare as paracetamol/ i arrived in the forenoon and was told post-1200 the latest/ thus i to the library where i read hem and tried to stay warm/ i returned 5 mins post-1200 and was told post-1600 (this relayed to me after a pantomime of visiting the cupboard of controlled drugs, unlocking it then recoiling in disbelief when the absence was 'discovered')/ 'tis indeed a mad world/