Oooh you're a naughty mess

've survived today thus far and 've taken no drink/ mother for lunch, brother over soon/ looking for libertines records on ebay but they're all bloody expensive (around the 20 quid plus marcus)/ when one considers i got da smifs strangeways here we come for GBP 0.99 and the pogues' rum sodomy and the lash and red roses for me at GBP 0.99 a piece it does extract the urine slightly/ absurd/ there's a copy of the libertines the libertines with a 'rare misprint' selling for GBP 49.99/ i recall selling a first pressing of the beatles abbey road 'ving seen one in the shop for GBP 370/ the guy offered me GBP 30 for mine/ so i sez to 'im, 'wot abaht dat wun on duh wowh?'/ quoth he, 'there is a slight irregularity on the label of the second side'/ fucking stamp collecting bastards/ thank mercy irvine gave trainspotting a new connotation/ i remember flogging my complete martin scorcese presents the blues for eight quid, rrp 52 squids/ that stung, even in one of my many hours of consuming need/ hummm...was listening to an old recording of rachmaninoff (or rachmaninov as it's rendered on the label/ i've seen dostoevsky spelled in at least two different ways) playing chopin's sonata no.2 but the quality of both the record and the recording's so bad i couldn't bear it/ so on went the mondays' bummed, my new and expensive stylus drawing the music in front of me/