Oooh you're a naughty mess

having possessed up and at them far too early i feel a tad off balance/ thus i'm sipping excellent, exquisitely chilled vino frizzante (a prosecco) from a methadone measuring cap/ quite divine/ i always pause briefly before drinking at such an early hour, but only briefly/ i just can't stand the feelings of restlessness and unease one invariably experiences on rising early/ i certainly wasn't expecting to feel thus/ i thought in the round i'd some kip in the bank/ yesterday, e.g., i got a merry surfeit, which i assumed explained why i awoke bright eyed at 0500 this morn/ however, i'd only been out about 10 mins when the old unease kicked in like a fucking mule/ i'm sure a bottle of fizz will put paid though/ it is rather divine/ meant to be meeting jason and his bitch whore girlfriend later/ can't wait/ an after of strained frivolity and forced laughter/ wunder-logg/