Oooh you're a naughty mess

my alcoholism is reaching what one might call the 'raging' point - i had already consumed many units last night (around 20: 4 500ml cans of k cider and an alco. pop called (i forget it's name)) when i stumbled across a box containing two bottles of wine and a bottle of rather good rum - thus i drank half a bottle of rum (rather worringly whenever i get phenomenlly drunk i spit blood in the morning (i hope and pray cancer of the throat is not waiting round the corner)) and passed out, again tearing my shirt to pieces...