Oooh you're a naughty mess

my dalliance with alcohol is at an end/ apparently 50 units a week constitutes alcoholism/at one point i was consuming 50 unit a day/ my intake of thursday: 35cls brandy (14 units), 6 cans k (25.2 units) and a very large bag of very strong heroin/ daily total: 39.2 units/ yesterday i would consider extremely mild: 2 small glasses of house red (prob. 1 and a tad units) and 3 cans k (12.6 units) (14.6 units)/