Oooh you're a naughty mess

bugger thee/ evening nice/ intake: 2 glasses wine at lunch and three cans of k this even, atop one of each/ i did not enjoy the white at all/ in fact, my current slovenly stage is becoming a bit drag so i'm going to return to my metro-sexual manifestation/ i've a plethora jo malone products (several hundred pounds worth) and have been using cleansing milk and moisturizing/ my beautiful body's been buried beneath a bilious bulk of booze-drenched flesh, sporadic and extreme recognition of which has begun to deliver vile blows to my delicate, grandiose ego/