Oooh you're a naughty mess

f'n' tray bee-an/ jus' r't'rn'd fr'm shop with fresh baguette, mozzarella and bacon/ sipping twinnings' intense blend/ en-r't'rn fr'm our brief retreat to countryside felt gr't for four days without b'z/ went straight to pub with alba and bro for pints twain of old speckled hen and then at home celebrated b'day in true style with a 1/5 of good whiskey, 6 beers and some weed/ bought a huge selection of chinese food and so we ate and watched videos (i know...since dvd has taken over charity shops sell 5 videos (oft in perfect condition) for pounds sterling 1/ thus far i've get carter, a short film on murder, american history x, american werewolf in london, alien, aliens dir. cut, some like it hot, the breakfast club, et more)/ i also went to my favourite secondhand b'k st'r' and acquired 7 classics (mostly dh and de mass.) in perfect condition for pounds 9/ thus i've a glutting ahead/ bon voyage p'pl'...