Oooh you're a naughty mess

f'n' ace/ 1 beer yester, none today/ we're dog sitting again, this time a great dane who, at 5 months, is the size of a fucking pony/ his name is francis and he has an impefection in his left iris, which is bright pale blue/ stunning/ best is he's so chilled, although walking him is something of a chore/ this one we've for 5 weeks more or less/ it's quite bizzare 'cause albrecht an' i've been toying with the idea of bowser ownership for some time and, in the space of a few weeks we've been left in charge of 2/ breed wise g't d'n's are near perfect/ they eat the same amount as any other dog, do not crave attention and are complete pacifists (unlike the staff. we looked after)/ they also look (this one in particular) extremely impressive/ so yeah, greta the dane (or frankie)...