Oooh you're a naughty mess

just r't'n'd f'm t' ph'm'c' and blissed out on the train, freedom from this canine invasion/ he is over loving and to protect us barks loudly at every fucking sound/ the management company who care for the flats prohibit animals so every bark brings with it the fear of eviction (although i am unusually sensitive and paranoid)/ he also must sleep on the bed which, although kingsize is not built for three (for he is large human size...apparently his father is considerably larger so i dred to pense wot he'll look like in 5 months...i'm sure he's grown significantly since he's been here)/ so yeah, big dog/ 'd 20cls highland cairn to observe off the symptoms and it's worked beautifully/ the smell of bud sweets the air/ hm, off to the shops and then finish my article on holidaying in the english countryside/