Oooh you're a naughty mess

f'n' 'k'/ II bed ur-lie yester/ some of our friends came over for a quick smoke then i collapsed around 2100 'ving slept hardly at all the night previous/ i seem to remember being so stunned by this bollywood film on tv i sat and watched the whole thing/ it ran to about 3 1/2 hrs and was stunningly bad/ it used every cliche, plagarised freely from a load of hollywood films and the script seemed like a twelve year olds fantasy about being the coolest guy at school/ truly shocking/ i went to the 24hr shop in the wee hours, bought more whisky and then'd something of a 2nd wind so stayed up and left the house just before rush hour/ been reading the commitments, roddy doyle, and it's ok/ the dog's growing noticeably and whilst house trained decided to piss on the floor in the bedroom last night/ thus i was roused from a pleasant state to find mop and dettol spray and deal with the piss/ oooh that mutt...