Oooh you're a naughty mess

doin' g'd/ on the scotch mist again last night, up at v-'s and relegated to the sofa/ woke in the beautiful mid-dawn to frosted windows and black ice/ then to the wonder-market for moloko where a woman was amusingly shoplifting, placing her wares in a bright pink suitcase/ needless to say she was detained on trying to exit/ clearly not an advocate of subltey/ of got job phoning people not too far from home and with flexible hours/ shd be a rrriot/ other than that...cap.'s spolight kid arrived this morn., beautiful 180gm/ not h'over tho' probably still drunken/ ate a near tonne of grapes and drank flagons of wasser and milk so should be oh-kay/ that's it/ oh and don't forget to check out my channel, billyshitcheese, at thou-tube/ got some great andy kaufman/ yeah!