Oooh you're a naughty mess

in 'orrible pain/ la noo-E dere-nee-air whilst watching x factor a horrible blockage began to develop in my left ear/ i persisted and watched a self-congratulatory documentary on the emergence of the late 60s-70s folk-rock scene in la, my punishment the pain reaching such a crescendo i couldn't lie down/ thus no sleep/ it is basically the most horrific pressure on the ear drum and sounds like i'm underwater/ occasionally 'it' shifts and affords mild relief but this fucker feels like it's here to stay/ it's sunday so if it gets much worse'll go to a&e/